The parking lots of several of our larger shopping centers and malls is currently being used to store large construction and road working equipment. Traffic to the harbor and docks is also being detoured to alternate routes so be aware.
The City of Cascade apologies for any inconvenience these repairs may cause you. Thank you for your patience. This is the
City of Cascade Department of Transportation broadcasting on 560 on your AM dial."
"This traffic is *so* screwed!"
"You just now figuring this out, Darwin?"
"Right. Give me a break, Big Guy..."
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