Date: July 4, 2001
Category/Content: Filk - Humor
Spoilers: None
Sequel: It's never gonna stop growing on it's own, why should I help it?
Ratings: G
Warnings: Proceed at your own risk.
Summery: I got bored.
Author’s Notes: Obviously to the tune of 'What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor"
Special Terminology: Nope
Disclaimer: As for the rest, Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the
property of Stargate Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret
Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes
only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: This story is the private possession of the author and can
not be copied or archived without her express permission. Downloaded for
private use is considered acceptable.
Question:
What do you do with a drunken 'Gater?
What do you do with a drunken 'Gater?
What do you do with a drunken 'Gater?
Er-liy in the Morning.
Verse 1:
Pour ‘em full of coffee 'till they’re sober.
Pour ‘em full of coffee 'till they’re sober.
Pour ‘em full of coffee 'till they’re sober.
Er-liy in the Morning.
Chorus:
'Kawoosh', the wormhole opens.
'Kawoosh', the wormhole opens.
'Kawoosh', the wormhole opens.
Deep beneath the mountain
[Repeat as Necessary... Question – Verse – Chorus ]
Extra Verses:
Blend them as a Tok'ra if they'll have them.
Stuff them in a holding cell 'till they’re sober.
Give them to the Goa'uld if they'll take them.
Take away their Zat gun 'till they’re sober.
Let them play with toys left by Machello.
Have them reassigned to NID.
{And Please feel free to add more! Rowan}
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