"Never Set the Gate on Fire"

Rowan - Jari L. James
Date:4/15/1999
Category/Content:Humor - Filk Song
Spoilers: None
Sequel: None
Ratings: PG
Warnings: None
Summery: A filk of an exhthisting song by Frank Hayes called "Never Set the Cat on Fire".
Author’s Notes:As the original song is a copyrighted piece by Frank Hayes, this song can not be used in any way that provides monetary remuneration to the singer. {It's Frank's and you have to ask him if you can sing it for money.}
Disclaimer: As for the rest, Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret roductions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended.

Note: This story is the private possession of the author and can not be copied or archived without her express permission. Downloaded for private use is considered acceptable.

Never set the Gate on fire, you only will destroy it.
The heat will make the staff perspire, they surely won't enjoy it.
Likewise do not disturb Command, they're really doing all they can.
No, never set the Gate on fire.

Chorus:
And mind your manners as native customs may require.
And never set the Gate on fire.

Don't play with unknown hieroglyphs, you don't know where they'll lead you.
The chances are you'll find yourself where people will not heed you.
And even if you might be board, don't open up that sealed closed door.
Don't play with unknown hieroglyphs.

Ch:

Don't change the Dial Home Device, some one is sure to see you.
You know the Colonel's view on that: a very bad idea.
He doesn't want his team to race for miles and miles through Goa'uld space.
Don't change the Dial Home Device.

Ch:

Don't change the pre-set mission plan, it has no helpful uses.
If Hammond asks you what you did, you'll only make excuses
If your civilian staff gets hurt, you'll go to bed with no dessert.
Don't change the pre-set mission plan.

Ch.

{Repeat Chorus}

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